the inner me

29 September 2005 @ 2:02 PM

angel: oh my dear, i noticed the extra fats growing at your tummy area, your arms are getting bigger and look at your face!!

devil: you stupid fool!! she looks cuter now with a rounder face! that's what anthony said!

angel: shut up! anthony said she looks like "la pia" (big round mooncake)!!!! that's not cute!!

devil: you don't understand, guys love chubbier girls!! if i'm a guy, i would want to hug a girl not a bamboo you know..

angel: nono, don't listen to her eleen.. what happened to your 100 pounds? you're not exercising enough ('cos you're lazy!!), you've upgraded to a $3 wanton noodles and you've been snacking in office very often!! i have evidence.. look..


devil: YUMMILICIOUS!!!

angel: no eleen, listen to me.. these are unhealthy food!! they are all high in sugar!!

devil: mommy says veggie is good.. chocolates are made from cocoa beans.. beans are veggie!!

angel: *faint* look at that ribena and your sour power!! oh my.. if you continue to snack like this, i shall pray to god and turn you into this..

devil: yeeeeewwww.. for the first time, i must agree with you that this looks pretty bad!! ok pal, i want our eleen to look like this... *poof*


devil: how's that?? woooooo hooooo.. sexy lady!! but i'm not sure if her boobies can be as big as those.. *hiak hiak*

angel: stop that! she's miserable enough for her small boobs.. no worries dear, i'm sure nigel sees something in you more than just that two lump of fats! but anyway.. please exercise more and eat less to achieve that okay..

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